Listen carefully what your kid have to say...

A woman was out for two days to visit a sick friend. When she returned to the apartment his son embraces her and said:

- "Mom Mom, guess what happened? Yesterday while I was playing inside your cabinet I saw dad enter into the bedroom with our neighbour. They took their cloths and laid onto the bed and dad jumped on top of her and..."

The mother instantly covered her son´s mouth with her hand and said:

"Do not say anything more, my son. We will wait for your father to get back and you´ll repeat it to him, okay!?"

When the father returned from work his wife told him:

- "I´m going to leave you. I will take my luggage and I will leave."

- "But why?"

The wife called for the boy and said:

- "Speak child. Tell your father what you have told me."

And the kid said:

- "Yesterday, while I was playing inside your cabinet I saw dad enter into the bedroom with our neighbour. They took their cloths and jumped to bed and dad jumped on top of her and they did the same thing that mother and uncle Mark did when dad traveled last month."