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A woman standing in front of the mirror said to her husband:
- "Oh my love, I'm so fat and so ugly. I really need to hear a nice compliment."
And her husband promptly said:
- "You have such a good vision…"
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- "Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent one?"
- "Neither. You know I only love you."
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The wife enters the kitchen and found her husband busy killing flies.
- "What are you doing?"
- "I'm hunting flies."
- "And have you killed any?"
- "Yes! 3 males and 2 females."
Surprised she asked him:
- "But how can you distinguish their sex?"
- "Easy! 3 were on a bottle of beer and the other 2 were on the phone..."
- "Oh my love, I'm so fat and so ugly. I really need to hear a nice compliment."
And her husband promptly said:
- "You have such a good vision…"
=============================
- "Honey, what do you prefer? A beautiful woman or an intelligent one?"
- "Neither. You know I only love you."
=============================
The wife enters the kitchen and found her husband busy killing flies.
- "What are you doing?"
- "I'm hunting flies."
- "And have you killed any?"
- "Yes! 3 males and 2 females."
Surprised she asked him:
- "But how can you distinguish their sex?"
- "Easy! 3 were on a bottle of beer and the other 2 were on the phone..."
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