You are just what your wife expects from you

Thomas Wheeler, CEO of the Massachusetts Mutual Life Insurance, told this story:

My wife and I pulled into a dumpy gas station with just one pump and only one man working. I asked him to fill the gas tank while I added the oil. I closed the hood and saw my wife talking and smiling with the man. Later, my wife admitted they had dated seriously in high school. Bragging, I said:

- "If you had married him, you would be the wife of a gas station attendant instead of a CEO."

My wife replied:

- "Dear if I had married him, he would be the CEO and you would be the gas station attendant."