Don´t argue, be happy


A couple was interviewed on a television program because they were married for 50 years and they never had an argument.
The curious reporter asked the woman:
- "But you never ever fight?"
- "No." She answered.
- "How did you manage?"
- "Well, when we got married my husband had a mare. She was the creature he loved the most in his life. On the day of our marriage we went on honeymoon in our cart pulled by the mare. After a few meters and the mare stoped without been order to. My husband looked to the mare and said: - One!
A few metres ahead and the mare stoped again. My husband saw the mare and said: - Two!
When she stoped for the third time he grabbed his rifle and shot her five times. I was very scared and asked him why did he had to kill her.
My husband looked at me and said:
- One... And after that day we never argued again."

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