Now you see what could happen to me


A beggar enter into a bar and addressed to a man sitting there by the table and asked him:
- "Could you pay me a coffee?"
The man answered:
- "Don´t you prefer a beer?"
- "No sir. I don´t drink."
- "Want a cigarette after that coffee?"
- "No sir. I don´t smoke."
- "I'm here choosing the numbers for the lottery. Give me your guess."
- "I am sorry sir. I don´t gamble."
- "What do you think about a program with some girls?"
- "Oh no, I can´t. I am married and I don´t cheat on my wife"
After that the man went home taking the beggar with him. Arriving home his intrigued wife asked her husband:
- "What was on your mind to bring this dirty beggar to our home?"
- "I brought him so you could see what happen to a man who do not drink, do not smoke, do not gamble and does not go out with other girls from time to time."

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